I am Crusher Crowbar and I want to throw my mask in the ring, metaphorically speaking!
I have characteristics similar to the punk that played Rocco Valentino before.
I am fat and broke down.....but I got that way from too many trips to McDonalds, not from years of anabolic steroid abuse.
I am balding and gray like the guy who played him before, but I never sold illegal drugs and I have never been accused of sexual assault or spousal abuse.
I was a good amateur wrestler like the guy who played him before, but unlike him, I am not an egotistical maniacal piece of crap that steals from people.
I also go to church like the guy that played him before, but unlike him, I go to worship, not be worshipped.
I hang around with men my age, not pubescent pro wrestling wanna-bees half my age.
Gee whiz and merciful heavens, I may just have to completely reinvent the character to make him palatable.